if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
I double dog dare you to do all of your homework, go to bed before 2, and make better food choices.
if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
And when they leave say, “thanks for coming”
IT’S 1:19 A.M. MY COUSIN JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE WITH NO CAPTION I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
"butter me up, sunshine"
the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him
that last fucking picture
*goes back to school after a long holiday*
how do i hold a pen
google is the mother i never had